Title: Intersecting Nightmare! - You Absolute Buffoon!
Characters: Riddle, Trey, Leona, Azul, Jade, Jamil, Vil, Malleus, Sebek, Grim
| Intersecting Nightmare! | Prologue ・ 1-1 ・ 1-2 ・ 1-3 ・ 1-4 ・ 1-5 ・ 1-6 ・ 1-7 ・ 1-8 ・ 1-9 ・ 1-10 ・ 1-11 ・ 1-12 ・ 1-13 |
You Absolute Buffoon!
Sage's Island - Foothill Town
Grim
Hm? That's…
*Leona appears*
Grim
Ooooi! It's you, Leona!
Leona
Tch…! Get away from me, furball. You're annoying.
Trey
Grim sure is something to be able to casually call out to Leona like that.
Vil
Oh, how unusual of you to be out in a bustling place like this, Leona.
Leona
I do feel the urge to go out in the sun from time to time even if I'm reserved, okay.
But to end up having to see lizard bastard's face because of that? What a way to ruin a good break.
Sebek
Egad! What are you talking about? I'm no lizard!
Leona
Not you, genius. I'm talking about the horns over there.
Sebek
What?
*Camera panning on Malleus*
Sebek
…Whu-Wha-WHA…! What did you just say?! The sheer depth of your insolence!!
Jade
His rage boiled over rapidly once he realised that he was actually referring to Malleus.
Malleus
Kingscholar, you look so drowsy despite it being high noon right now. Wouldn't it do you better to join the books here and bask in the sun to dry?
Leona
Right back atcha. Better get to it quick, or else it'll be too late to start once moss starts growing on those horns of yours.
Malleus & Leona
…
Vil
Could you two not argue in the middle of traffic like this? Can't you see that you're scaring the customers around you?
Trey
Yeah, let's stop with the fighting. Weren't you here to look for something yourself too, Leona?
Leona
Not really. Just thought that there might be a book here that I could read to kill some time.
Well, I'm heading back now. Getting all friendly with you guys and hanging out together? Count me out.
Grim
Oi, Yuu. Since it's so boring here, let's go back with Leona and swipe his food!
*Grim running*
Grim
Fnaaagh!
Grim
Owie owie… Who left this book lying here by the path's side?! Show yourself! You tripped me over!
Jamil
…Hmm? That seems like a peculiar book.
Sebek
It sure does. It has a rather elaborate cover design despite having no title written on it.
Is that a mirror adorning the front? I have never seen a book with such a design.
Jamil
It's beautiful. What could this book possibly be about?
Malleus
…
Halt. Don't open that book.
Riddle, Azul & Vil
Huh?
Malleus
There is something mysterious emitting from that book
It is neither good nor bad… It's a strange feeling, unlike anything I have felt before.
Leona
…Looks like we're better off not carelessly touching it if you're going that far to warn us.
Oi, pass the book over.
Jamil
Both Malleus and Leona are being cautious… Seems like we should just listen to them in this case.
Sebek
I can't possibly defy Lord Malleus's order either way. Oi, Grim. Hurry up and pass that book…
Grim
Alrighty! Lemme have a look inside!
Jamil, Leona & Sebek
HAH?!
Grim
Fnagh?! What's this light?!
Malleus
Ahh… This is why I said not to open it. Alas…
Sebek
GRIM! YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON!
WAHHHHH!