Title: The Ultimate Ultra Intensive Training Session’s Result!
Characters: Nene, Tsukasa, Emu, Rui, KAITO (Wonderland Sekai version), Miku (Wonderland Sekai version), Nenerobo, Kuchipatchi, Mametchi (off-screen), Miku (Original, off-screen)
I don’t know why Nenerobo shows up in this story in her outfit from last year but it is how it is
| Login Story | Prologue ・ Epilogue |
| Side Stories | Miku ・ Shiho ・ Kohane ・ Nene |
Part 1
Wonderland Sekai
Nene
♪—— ♪————～～～
*Clapping*
Miku
Nene! That was so, so, SOOOOO good!
KAITO
Yeah. Even the transition from the pre-chorus to the chorus that you were concerned about was packed full of emotion. It really brought the scene from the story to mind.
Nene
Really? I practised that part the most, so I'm really happy to hear that.
???
Neneeeee! Miku, Kaitoooo!
Nene
Ah…
*Footsteps*
Tsukasa
Didn't think you'd already be here practising by yourself when there's still plenty of time before we were supposed to meet!
Nene
I guess so, but you're here for the same reason, aren't you?
Tsukasa
Of course! My daily improvement is important as a future star!
Emu
Ehehe! I'm here because I wanted to practise singing too~♪ Plus, we bumped into Rui and Nenerobo over there just now!
Rui
I, on the other hand, am here because I wanted to do an unveiling of Nenerobo and her newly-equipped feature.
Tsukasa, Emu, & Miku
A new feature? / A new feature?!
Nene
Wait, what do you mean by that, Rui? I left her with you because you told me that it's time for her routine maintenance.
Rui
Please don't make such a face at me. The feature doubles as a self-protection feature for Nenerobo too.
Nene
Self-protection?
Rui
Yes! Nenerobo actually has a fall prevention feature along with a shock reduction feature to prevent her from sustaining critical damage in the one in a million chance she actually does fall over-
However, I've overhauled the shock reduction feature this time, and Nenerobo is finally equipped with an airbag for herself!
As a test… Ah, Tsukasa. Could you head over there and charge towards Nenerobo at full speed for us?
Tsukasa
There's no way I'd just agree to that! Nenerobo may end up alright thanks to her airbag, but what about ME?!
Rui
Oh, right. Hmm… I wanted to test it out to see if it works since we've got the opportunity, though-
Nenerobo
…I hear something. -It's coming from above.
Nene
Above?
*Kuchipatchi falling sounds*
???
-WAAAAAAHHHHH! I'M FAAAAAAALLIIIIIIING-TCHIIIIIIII!
Emu
Wa-wa-wahhh! Someone's falling! It looks like a green…plushie?
KAITO
Why from the sky? No, in the first place, this Sekai has no such resident here-
Rui
This is our chance to test it out! …Ah, no wait. Nenerobo!
Nenerobo
Understood! Using the airbag feature as a cushion!
*Nenerobo runs off*
Nenerobo
Verifying position and speed of descent… 3, 2, 1… Open!
*Boing*
???
Tchi?!
*Footsteps*
Tsukasa
Ohh! Nice one, Nenerobo! You made quite the fine cushion there!
Nene
…Hey, are you okay?
???
Owie owie owie owie… I-I'm okay-tchi.
Kuchipatchi
Nice to meet you-tchi! Kuchipatchi's my name-tchi! Were you the ones who saved me-tchi?
Emu
Nenerobo over there was the one who blew up the airbag and made you go thwump! boi-oi-oing~!
Kuchipatchi
Wow! Thank you-tchi!
Nenerobo
You're welcome. I'm glad to see that you appear unharmed as well.
Rui
…By the way, why were you falling from the sky?
KAITO
I think it might have wandered in from somewhere since it's not one of this Sekai's plushies…
Kuchipatchi
Oh, yeah-tchi! I came here after hearing a really beautiful song-tchi!
Nene
Huh? A song?
Rui
Hmm… This should sum up what Kuchipatchi told us…
Firstly, Kuchipatchi came from a place called Tamagotchi Planet that's located either somewhere in this universe, or in another universe altogether.
I say "came", but it appears that he's actually in a dream state because of a sleep-learning device made by his Tama-Friend1 named Mametchi in order to be here.
And under normal circumstances, he should have heard the model song for his choral singing from the device. But, for some reason, what he heard instead was Nene's singing…
Kuchipatchi
It was super beautiful. I was totally captivated-tchi!
Nene
Thanks… But this has become quite a pinch for you, hasn't it?
Kuchipatchi
What has-tchi?
Nene
Huh? I mean, you may be in a dream, but you still ended up in this totally unfamiliar place all by yourself, you know?
Kuchipatchi
But I'm really happy that I could meet you, the singer of that song-tchi! Uh… Could I call you Nene if that's okay with you-tchi?
Nene
Yeah, that's fine. I'll be calling you Kuchipatchi, then.
Emu & Miku
Me too! / Miku too!
Kuchipatchi
Ehehe! Go ahead-tchi!
Tsukasa
…But still, wouldn't it be bad if things remain like this?
KAITO
That's true. If only we knew of a way for him to return at the very least…
Rui
Kuchipatchi, were you told by Mametchi of what to do in case of an emergency? Like say, how to cut2 the sleep-learning device?
Kuchipatchi
How to cut it? Uhh… I know how to cut bread or cake, if that's what you mean-tchi!
Nene
Come on, we're not talking about that. Wouldn't it be a problem for you if you remained lost and unable to go home, Kuchipatchi?
Realisation dawns on Kuchipatchi
Kuchipatchi
O-Oh! I'm actually lost-tchi!
Nene
You just realised?!
Tsukasa
Is he a goofball by nature or does he just march to the beat of his own drum…
Kuchipatchi
Wh-Wh-Wh-What do I do-tchi?! If I can't go home, then I can't eat Mamapatchi's3 cooking-tchi!
Nene
Huh? THAT's what you're worried about?
Tsukasa
So you're a glutton, huh, Kuchipatchi…
Kuchipatchi
Ehehe! I sure am-tchi!
Emu
Don't you have your really important choral singing, though? And you practised so hard with your friends too…
Miku
Rui, can't you do something about this?
Rui
About that, I believe that all Kuchipatchi needs to do is to wake up and it'll be alright
Nene
I see. He did mention that he's in a dream state now.
Rui
I feel that the problem here is when he'll wake up, though… Kuchipatchi, do you have an alarm set?
Kuchipatchi
Nope-tchi. But I'm sure that Mamapatchi will wake me up once it's morning-tchi!
Tsukasa
Well then! If that's the case, then there's nothing to worry about!
Emu
Hey hey, Kuchipatchi! Let's play together here until it's morning!
Kuchipatchi
Is it alright-tchi?! I was actually curious about the ferris wheel over there all this while-tchi!
…Huh? What's that big tent over there-tchi?
KAITO
That's the tent where we put on shows.
Kuchipatchi
Shows? Like, the ones where you sing and dance and stuff-tchi?
Nene
Yeah. The four of us are actually part of a unit called Wonderlands x Showtime too, and we put on shows together.
Kuchipatchi
Wow…! And Nene sings in those-tchi!
…Right-tchi! Nene, everyone! I would like you all to teach me a song-tchi!
Nene
By song, do you mean the choral music you were practising with your team?
Kuchipatchi
Yeah… To be honest, I think it's my fault that we weren't able to sing the song in tune-tchi.
Nene
Huh?
Kuchipatchi
I'd lag behind the rest at some point while singing, whether it's when we first start or in the middle of singing-tchi.
That's why I wanted to get better at singing it by using the machine Mametchi made for us-tchi.
Nene
I see…
Kuchipatchi
…Everyone's practising really hard-tchi. And if stay bad despite that, I'll just be a bother to them-tchi.
Nene
Kuchipatchi…
Hey, guys?
Tsukasa
Yeah, we know!
Miku
Let's all hold an intensive training session for Kuchipatchi so that he can sing super duper good! ♪
Kuchipatchi
…! W-Will you really teach me-tchi?!
Nene
Yeah, because I also understand that feeling of wanting to do your best for the sake of your friends really well.
Let's give this our best shot together, Kuchipatchi!
Kuchipatchi
Thank you-tchi! I'll be in your care-tchi!
Part 2
Wonderland Sekai
Tsukasa
-Now then! Let the Ultimate Ultra Intensive Training Session for Kuchipatchi begin!
Kuchipatchi
Yeah-tchi!
Emu
We'll also be singing with you to support you!
Kuchipatchi
Really-tchi? That's reassuring-tchi!
Nene
…That's fine and all, but "Ultimate Ultra Intensive Training Session" doesn't roll off the tongue well, does it? Plus it just sounds awful.
Rui
I think that such naming is typical of Tsukasa, though. It also gives off the sense that it's able to go well somehow.
Kuchipatchi
Nene! I'm counting on you-tchi! I'm all fired up-tchi!
Nene
Okay. I'll be counting on you too.
Tsukasa
Ooh! What a valiant look he's got there! He's absolutely overflowing with motivation!
Nene
Uh, his vibes get that across… I think.
Kuchipatchi
…Everyone's practising really hard-tchi. And if stay bad despite that, I'll just be a bother to them-tchi.
Nene
(I'll do my best too so that I can provide a solution to Kuchipatchi's feelings.)
-We'll begin now, then. We'll start with the basics first!
Kuchipatchi
Roger that-tchi!
Nene
Place your hands where your belly button is…if you have one, and breathe in from your nose slowly. Try to be conscious of the way your stomach expands as you do so.
Kuchipatchi & Miku
*Inhale*…
Nene
Take your time when you exhale and breathe out for twice the amount of time you did when you inhaled. Then, you pull your stomach in at the same time.
Kuchipatchi & Miku
*Exhale*…
Kuchipatchi
Prprrrrr…. Prrrrrrrr!
Emu
Wow! You're getting it, you're getting it!
Nene
That's a lip trill. Let's try adjusting the pitch of the sound you make after you get the hang of it.
Nene
Next up is humming practice. It requires a bit of skill to pull off, though… Tsukasa, show us how it's done.
Tsukasa
Leave it to me! Ahem…
Hmmmmmmmm~…
Kuchipatchi
…It just sounds like he's saying "hmm" to me, though-tchi.
Nene
For this, the sound is actually emerging from his nasal cavity…so the nose instead of the throat.
Kuchipatchi
Huh, the nose-tchi?!
Nene
Yeah. Kuchipatchi, can you place one hand on…where your neck is, and the other where your nose is? This lets you feel the vibrations more easily and make it easier to practice in turn.
Rui
-Last but not least, is rhythm practice which Kuchipatchi may be bad at.
Nenerobo
The Nenetronome is ready. It will automatically click based on the specified time and tempo.
KAITO
Is the Nenetronome supposed to be a metronome? So Nenerobo is equipped with such a feature.
Nene
Yeah. It's really convenient since you can set it up through speech.
Nenerobo. 60 BPM in quadruple time, please.
Nenerobo
Understood.
Nene
We'll start off by practising clapping to the beat, Kuchipatchi. I want to gauge how your sense of rhythm is like, too.
Kuchipatchi
Okay-tchi! I'll do my best-tchi!
Emu
Great job, Kuchipatchi! You managed to train a ton!
Tsukasa
Now then, show us the fruits of the Ultimate Ultra Intensive Training Session!
Kuchipatchi
I-I'm nervous-tchi…
Nene
Don't worry. Remember the breathing method you practised? It helps you ease up the tension and relax too.
Kuchipatchi
*Inhale*, *Exhale*… *Inhale*, *Exhale*…
…Here I go, then-tchi!
♪—— ♪———— ♪—— ♪————～～～！
Nene
(He's projecting his voice properly, and he's able to keep up with the rhythm too!)
(Then, after this-)
Nene & Kuchipatchi
♪—— ♪————
♪—— ♪———— ♪—— ♪————～～～！
*Clapping*
Miku
You were SOOOOOO good, Kuchipatchi! ♪
Rui
You were able to stick to your part without getting thrown off by Nene even when she joined in partway through.
Tsukasa
Meaning that the other parts are audible! This should mean that everything will be alright when you're singing with your friends too!
Kuchipatchi
R-Really-tchi?!
Nene
Yeah, really. You felt it yourself while you were singing too, right? You know, the feeling that we were singing together as one?
Kuchipatchi
…Yeah, I felt it-tchi!
Nene
You'll be fine as long as you don't forget that feeling. Try your best to continue keeping up with the basic exercises you did today too.
Kuchipatchi
Got it, Miss Nene!
???
♪—— ♪————……
Kuchipatchi
Ah…
Tsukasa
What's wrong, Kuchipatchi? You started looking around all of a sudden…
Kuchipatchi
I can hear a song-tchi!
Rui
…A song?
???
♪—— ♪————～～～……
Kuchipatchi
Ah! This voice…and this song! It's probably Mametchi-tchi! Mametchi's singing with someone-tchi!
Oooi, Mametchi! Where are you-tchi! I'm over here-tchiiii!
Nene
I can't hear any song, though…
Kuchipatchi
What?! B-But, it's definitely Mametchi's voice-tchi!
Miku
He must be calling out to you, Kuchipatchi!
KAITO
…That sounds right. He probably thought that he could guide you to him with a song since that was how you wandered into the Sekai.
Kuchipatchi
H-How can I reply to Mametchi then-tchi?
KAITO
You could respond by singing from here too. But…
Kuchipatchi
But…?
Miku
If you go to where he is, then it means it's time to say bye-bye to Miku and the rest of us…
Nene
Ah…
Emu & Kuchipatchi
Whaaaat?!
Emu
We need to say bye-bye already even though we've just become friends?!
Kuchipatchi
I don't wanna-tchi! I wanna talk and play with everyone more-
???
♪—— ♪————……
Kuchipatchi
…But…Mametchi's probably worried about me-tchi.
Nene
……
…Yeah. He's probably putting his whole heart and soul into his singing to ensure that his precious friend can come back.
Kuchipatchi
…I'll go to where Mametchi is-tchi!
Everyone! Thank you for holding the Ultimate Ultra Intensive Training Session for singing for me-tchi! I'll make sure to do my best for the choral singing too-tchi!
Nene
…Yeah! I'm sure you can do it, Kuchipatchi!
Tsukasa
You're going to sing in response, right? Then let us sing with you and send you off, Kuchipatchi!
Everyone
Yeah ♪ / Yeah!
Kuchipatchi
G-Guys…!
Tsukasa
-Let's get started then!
Tsukasa, Emu, & Rui
♪—— ♪————
Miku & KAITO
♪—— ♪————
Nene & Kuchipatchi
♪—— ♪————～～～！
Everyone
♪—— ♪———— ♪—— ♪————～～～！
Nene
(Ah… Kuchipatchi is glowing…)
(It's really time for us to part…)
(But-)
Kuchipatchi
♪—— ♪————
Nene
(…Kuchipatchi looks like he's having lots of fun.)
(I have to bid him farewell with a smile, too.)
Nene & Kuchipatchi
♪—— ♪————～～～！
Kuchipatchi disappears
Emu
Ah…! Kuchipatchi…!
Miku
Kuchipatchi! Bye-byeeeee! It was lots and lots of fun getting to sing with you!
Nene
…I guess we can never meet again.
KAITO
…Yeah, because he belongs to another world. That would be the case, normally.
But… I have a feeling that things won't turn out that way for some reason.
Nene
Huh? Does that mean…
Tsukasa
We'll be able to meet again?!
KAITO
The time we spent together may have been short, but I felt that a true bond was forged between us all.
That's why I believe…
…that our songs, feelings, and bonds will surely guide us to our next meeting.
Rui
Hehe, I see. This means that prospects are looking decently good, right?
Emu
Yaaaay! Nene, they said we might be able to meet Kuchipatchi again-!
Nene
Yeah…
(-Let's sing together again next time, Kuchipatchi!)
Notes
- Tama-Friends/Tama Tomo is an actual Tamagotchi term to mean best friends. Mametchi and the others will also refer to each other as
たまともin their respective side stories. (Return to text)
- Rui lists as an example how to turn off the device here, which is
切り方. Kuchipatchi misunderstands it as “how to cut” here because切りmeans that too. Thankfully this pun is simple enough to translate. (Return to text)
- As the name implies, Mamapatchi is Kuchipatchi’s mom. (Return to text)