Title: United Emotions! - I Guess That Would Still Count As Being Greedy?
Characters: Jade, Epel, Idia, Sebek, Grim, MC/Yuu, Dominic, Gran, Hop, Timmy, Shelpy, Snick, Toby
JP Proofreader: okaykei
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I Guess That Would Still Count As Being Greedy?
Harveston - Raceway
Epel
…Ah!! You guys are from Royal Sword Academy!!!
Grim, Sebek, Idia & Jade
SAY WHAAAT??!! / WHAT?!
???
Yes! We are the dwarves that live on the other side of Mount Moln.
Dominic
My name is Dominic. It is a pleasure to meet you all.
Gran
The name's Gran! Don't you dare look down on me just 'cuz I'm short!
Hop
I'm Hop! Yaaay~! Let's get the hype going~!
Shelpy
Zzz…zzz… Ah! M' name'sh…Shelpy…
Snick
My…name is…Snick. Nice to meet you… AH-CHOO!
Timmy
I…I…I'm Timmy… Th-This is so embarrassing…!
???
Uhhh… My name is…what was it again?
Dominic
Please don't just forget your own name, Toby.
Epel
I-I'm Epel from Night Raven College.
And these people are Idia, Jade, Sebek…
Grim, and Yuu.
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Dominic
Yes! It's a pleasure to meet you as well, Yuu!
Snick
Hello… Achoo!
Hop
Yaa~y! Nice to meet ya!
Timmy
H-Hello… Ahh, i-it's too embarrassing!
Gran
Hmph!
Shelpy
Zzz…zzz… Mumble…mumble…
Toby
Wuh-woh~? Why are we exchanging greetings again…?
Epel
Dwarves…and there's seven of them at that…
Sebek
Hmph! What are you Royal Sword Academy folk doing in a place like this?!
Dominic
We're here to participate in Mount Moln Kelkkarotu.
Sebek, Epel, Idia & Jade
GAH?!
Dominic
We heard that winning Harveston's sled race blesses one with fortune.
Sebek
You came all this way just to compete for a prize that could very well be a bunch of tall tales?
Jade
I can tell that you all wish very dearly to obtain that fortune.
Dominic
Oh no, not at all! We are already happy enough as it is, so wishing for anymore happiness would just be greedy of us. We just…
Snick
We thought it'd be nice if we could share that happiness with everyone… Ahchoo!
Sebek, Epel, Idia & Jade
Hah?
Dominic
Exactly. We decided to join the race because we thought it'd be great if we could make the people all around the world even happier.
Idia
Hah? If winning such a minor race could bring happiness to the whole world, then no one would even be facing hardship in the first place!
Dominic
Hehe! I guess you're right. It'd certainly be tough to make everyone in the world happy solely through our efforts.
But if we could bring happiness to the people around us…like Neige, for instance…
We believe that his smile could bring even more happiness to all the people who see it! That's how we wish to spread happiness all around us.
…Although, I guess that would still count as being greedy, huh? But all seven of us genuinely wish that from the bottom of our hearts.
Hop
Woohoo! Happiness is the best ♪
Sebek, Epel, Idia & Jade
…Hah?
Grim
Wh-What's up with these guys?! They keep spouting all sorts of stuff I just don't get!
Epel
Racing for the sake of people all over the world… Are they for real? That just sounds too good to be true!
Sebek
Even if you're pretending to be a goody-two-shoes, there's gotta be a limit to such a charade!
Jade
While they may have been speaking humbly, you can tell that they are fairly confident in their own abilities.
Idia
GUUUUHHH! The audacity of them!!
J-Just hearing them talk is giving me chills all over…
Epel
I can imagine. You responded so clearly without needing your tablet just there.
Sebek
For this guy to speak directly to someone, he must really be infuriated!
Sebek & Epel
We're definitely……
Idia & Jade
Not going to lose to these guys!!
Snick
Are you guys from Night Raven College joining the race too?
Epel
Ah… Yeah, we are. Our team consists of myself, Idia, Jade, and Sebek.
Dominic
Oh, I see!
We heard from a staff member that the previous champion had gotten injured, so we were worried about them.
Shelpy
It sounds like a serious one… Concerned…
Dominic
We feel guilty that we are able to have fun at the race when the champions themselves are unable to do so…
But I think the race will be fun for everyone since all of you from Night Raven College will be joining us too!
Snick
And bringing life to the festival means we could also make the villagers happy… Ah choo!
Dominic
Yeah! My motivation is at its peak all of a sudden now! I'm so glad~!
Sebek
All of you… Quite cosy on your high horses, aren't you? You guys aren't thinking that you can beat us, are you?
Gran
What didja just say?! Of course we do!
Dominic
While we do not know for sure if we really will win, we'll definitely put in our best effort.
Hop
Yup, yup! Let's do our best, guys! Let's go~!
Dominic
Let's go practise sledding a little more, then!
Sebek
Oh? Practise, you say?
Epel
Since we are here already, why don't you take this chance to show us what you've got?
Timmy
Sledding in front of the Night Raven College people?? Th-That's too much for me…
Harveston - Kelkkarotu Venue
Dominic
Phew… Now, as we will be making our way back first, please excuse us Night Raven College friends.
Toby
We're leaving already? …Uhh, where to, though?
Dominic
Didn't I already mention that we'd booked a hotel in the nearby city?
Timmy
Th-The bus will be here soon, s-so we have to hurry…!
Dwarves
Bye bye~!
Idia, Jade, Sebek & Epel
……
Sebek
What… What blasphemy did I just witness? Isn't their sledding…
SUPER RIDICULOUSLY FAST?!
Epel
Even I'm surprised… They were incredibly skilled…
Idia
Isn't this as good as cheating?! You can't just load that many broken characters into one team…!
Jade
And their teamwork was immaculate, as well. We may be in a bit of a pickle.
Grim
Are y'all sure you can beat them after all?
If I were on the team, we'd probably have a chance at winning, but it doesn't look like you guys stand a chance at all.
Epel
HAAH?! As if we'd lose to the likes of Royal Sword Academy!
THE CHAMPIONS…ARE GONNA BE US!!
Sebek
Yeah, you'll see. We're gonna surpass their skill with our next training session right after this!
Idia
tru dat! clearing this suddenly became as worth as finishing a kusoge1 lmao
Jade
That sounds about right. Who knows what everyone else back at school would say if we were to lose to Royal Sword Academy?
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Epel
Yeah! Yuu saying that really gets my energy up!
Epel
Thank you, we'll be sure to live up to your expectations.
Epel
Alright, guys! Let's do this!
Notes
- kusoge is quite literally “shit-tier game”. It has a very specific definition actually based on what I see online, so kei and I agreed to keep it as is and leave a note. (Return to text)