Title: Kelkkarotu Climax! - What’s The Meaning?
Characters: Jade, Epel, Idia, Sebek, Grim, MC/Yuu, Gran, Dominic, Hop, Timmy, Shelpy, Snick, Toby, Marja, Announcement, Villagers
Event Story Navigation
| Episode 1 | 1-1 ・ 1-2 ・ 1-3 ・ 1-4 |
| Episode 2 | 2-1 ・ 2-2 ・ 2-3 ・ 2-4 ・ 2-5 ・ 2-6 |
| Episode 3 | 3-1 ・ 3-2 ・ 3-3 ・ 3-4 ・ 3-5 ・ 3-6 ・ 3-7 ・ 3-8 ・ 3-9 ・ 3-10 ・ 3-11 |
| Episode 4 | 4-1 ・ 4-2 ・ 4-3 ・ 4-4 ・ 4-5 ・ 4-6 ・ 4-7 ・ 4-8 ・ 4-9 |
| Episode 5 | 5-1 ・ 5-2 ・ 5-3 ・ 5-4 ・ 5-5 ・ 5-6 ・ 5-7 ・ 5-8 ・ 5-9 ・ 5-10 |
What’s The Meaning?
Harveston - Kelkkarotu Venue
Announcement
Based on the photos…
THE WINNER IS… THE SEVEN DWARVES ☆!!
Gran, Dominic, Timmy & Hop
HOORAAAY!!
Epel
……We……
We lost…!!
Sebek
To those guys from Royal Sword Academy…!!
Jade
We let the tables be turned on us at the very last millisecond.
Idia
Huff…huff… Even though…it’s been literal years since yours truly ran this hard…?
Aaarrrgghhhh! I really shouldn’t be doing stuff I’m not suited for after all!
Announcement
Here’s a tremendous round of applause and cheers from the crowd!
Villager A
Twas a shame tha cul’n’ win, but tha’re reet grand!
Villager B
Aye, we got’ta si so much fain friendships amon’ thee bairns!
Villager C
Aite! Tha did fantastic! Deserves a prize for tha bairns’ fighting spirit, even!
Idia
Friendship…? We didn’t even have a single particle of that sort of stuff! How absolutely laughable!
Sebek
Kuh…! Getting applauded for coming in second of all things…
Jade
It truly makes it all the more disgraceful, doesn’t it…
Dominic
Good work, everyone from Night Raven College.
Gran
We got to have a fun race thanks to you guys!
Hop
For realsies! We’re all happy, aren’t we!
Dominic
I believe from the bottom of my heart that this was a truly wonderful contest.
We, along with the rest of our fellow contestants, thought frantically of ways to ensure our sleds could go faster in the race. And yet…
Who could have expected your team to cross the finish line sled-less! We were so surprised! It is a terrific approach!
Epel
……
…Sickening.
Sebek
Don’t come all this way just to gloat right in our faces!
Jade
The irony is that they are almost certainly genuine and have no malice behind their actions.
Idia
That’s precisely what makes it all the more nauseating.
Jade
Indeed.
Marja
Now then, allow me to give the champions a kiss of victory.
Please show me your foreheads, loves.
*Smooch!*
Dwarves
Yaaaay!
Gran
Wahahaha! Now we’re blessed with a year’s worth of fortune!
Dominic
Truly! There’s nothing more delightful than this, is there?
Grim
Dammit! We lost to those Royal Sword Academy guys!
Oi, Epel! We coulda won for sure if you had the great Grim here in the running instead, yanno!
Epel
……
Grim
Hm? What’s wrong?
Sebek
Epel… He seems crestfallen, doesn’t he?
Jade
Quite. He must have had a stronger attachment to the Kelkkarotu than any of us, after all.
Idia
…Ah, I just remembered.
Sebek
What now! You truly don’t know how to read the room, do you?!
Idia
What’s the meaning of the stuff Sir Epel said when we made that leap?
Jade
Who knows… Surely it must mean something along the lines of “Keep at it!” in the Harveston dialect. He had said it during that ordeal, after all.
Sebek
It probably means “Do your best!” or something.
Idia
It might even have been an obscure ancient incantation for all we know.
Sebek
I don’t think that’s the case…
Jade
Since it doesn’t appear we can converse with Epel at the moment… Perhaps we should ask Madame Marja instead.
Jade
Madame Marja, may I ask what “Shut thee cake oyle, tha wazzocks! Pack it in yappin’!” means in the Harveston dialect?
Marja
Why, dear, that means “Shut up, you morons! Quit yapping!”
Idia
Huh-?!
Sebek
…What about “Nobbut onreliuhbl’ pals ‘ere!”?
Marja
It means “Nothing but unreliable friends over here!”
Sebek
What?!
Idia
What’s “Chuffin’ nanglin’! Tha drivin’ me up t’ cliff wall!”?
Marja
That, my dear, should mean “So irritating! You’re really driving me super mad!”
Idia, Sebek & Jade
Whaaa-?!
Idia
…Man, Sir Epel’s truly a frightening one, isn’t he.
Jade
Indeed. We managed to bear witness to that facet of his personality with our very own eyes.
Sebek
We sure did…
Notes
They are so funny i love it.